Twisted Wares You Can’t Say Happiness Without Saying Penis Flour Towel

Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won’t fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a cheeky phrase and are great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts!

• 100% Flour Sack Cotton
• 26″x 26″, when fully exposed
• Hang Tight Towel® Technology
• All towels are pre-washed, and lint free!
• Design reads: You Can’t Say Happiness Without Saying Penis